Humor 2010

Goat Scout Sign-Ups

March 25, 2010

Thanks for the info, guys – 'looks like fun! Oyeah, should I go buy a glove or are there spares laying around? Not that I'm likely to come into actual contact with a ball, mind you, but just in case.

- G

March 25, 2010

Greg,

Gee, everybody wants to be like Keizo!

I like to think of baseball mitts as intimate apparel - so I prefer to be in my own. There are usually only spares when someone is batting. If you can play catch with kids, nieces/nephews, siblings, parents, or significant others, you can easily justify the purchase of a glove (besides using it when playing with the Goats).

We look forward to seeing you out there.

Keith

Asking for Bios

April 15, 2010

Hi Tom, Donna -

I feel a little unworthy since my sum attendance total is one (1) practice ('still coming off a serious illness Tues, so had to keep a low profile for what would've been my second,) but I plan on hitting the batting cages this weekend. If I'm lucky I might hit the balls inside the batting cages too. I worked up a profile, mostly with data copped from my Facebook page. 'Didn't know about format so I just went by what other GS people did:

Greg's bio

Cheers,
Greg Gerig

Game Reminder

April 30, 2010

I will be there, but as my contract with the Goats states: I will need a case of beer. This is a beer league right?

Alex

April 30, 2010

Alex,

I have to let you know that I am going to declare a technicality in your contract. You are only allowed your case of beer while at the game, however the game is in a Pasadena park – city ordinances do not allow alcohol. Therefore I am off the hook for any beer payments. The only exception would be for non-alcoholic beer, and I know you have better taste than to drink that swill.

Tom Hoffman

Happy Goats Haiku

June 9, 2010

sunny diamond!
goats frolic in
purest joy

Keith