Humor 2002

Goat Scouts 2002 Season E-Mails

May 8, 2002 (11:11 am)

In response to most recent Goat Scout Game summary, the following was sent to Donna:

"Donna,

As the Field Manager, I am not amused by reports of Goat Scout players practicing juggling - whether on the field or off! I want my players to practice CATCHING!!

Any future jugglers will be assigned to F Team and banished to a new position, which shall be known as Deep Right Field. Deep Right Field may be found on any map of the San Gabriel Valley under the name of "(City of) Sierra Madre"."

: )

--Keith Keith.E.Martin@jpl.nasa.gov


Off-Season E-Mails

December 13, 2002 (9:57 am)

Bryan Bell sent an email to Wayne Zimmerman regarding his recent promotion to Deputy Manager of the Mobility Systems Concept Development Section (348) regarding his status as a Goat Scout player.

"Does this mean we will have to re-negotiate your contract for next year?"

December 13, 2002 (12:40 pm)

Wayne' response:

"Bryan---

Absolutely-----I will start renegotiating my contract with Donna at the beginning of spring training-----oh, and by the way, you don't play short stop any more---that position was written into my Division contract."

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