Keith,

As I was going through my schedule this week I realized that I have 3 year Marriage Anniversay Dinner w/ my wife tomorrow (when you guys are having your softball game), therefore, won't be able to make it to the game. :( I was hoping to whack some balls out of the field... What a bummer..

Kenny

Dude!,

Priorities! ... And, you are out the 2-year probation period! You saw "Les Mis" didn't you? You are now officially the "Master of The House"! You say what goes!

Besides, nothing get's a woman all lathered up like seeing her man in combat (i.e. game). If you bring her to the game she'll gladly wait for her romantic dinner.

Trust me, I've got 21 years of experience with this stuff!

What could go wrong? :)

Keith

Wow! It really seems to me that if this little dinner is so important to her then your marriage is already in trouble...

You've probably noticed that we've got several eligible bachelorettes on the team. Maybe literally playing the field is where your attention should be.

Just saying...

;^)

(Dave Herman)

That's the reason I'm trying to save the marriage by taking her to a nice dinner~! Gotta keep the wife happy to keep my life happy too... :O No?

I did notice that there are several eligible bachelorettes... does that mean when the birds of the feather flock together... I'll be single too?! Just asking ;.)

(Kenny)

Kenny,

Whoa there! You really are in trouble! The correct response is "Really? I hadn't noticed." Your lawyers, when you get them, will advise you to never admit anything (without their approval).

Oh, man! You might as well play now...

Keith

Wait, why am I carrying the equipment bag?

Elisha

Eisha,

Because you were the only Rookie not in attendance at the Opening Game. (Kinda like a beer frame in bowling...)

Keith

In!

We have home colors?

-Eisha

Eisha,

Our unofficial "home" color is the burnt orange, and our unofficial "away" color is the tan. (Gee, it was so much simpler when we only had ONE color.) If you didn't pop for one of the new t-shirts, anything in the visible spectrum will suffice. I won't mention anything about Invisible Shirt Day...

And in other news ... did your recruit buy a glove yet?

Keith